devilmonster95:

Happy Slytherin Pride Day!

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Galadriel: Take these lembas for your journey. They will serve you when all else fails. I have original, spicy nacho, cool ranch, and barbecue. 

bensolcs:

Actually, I’m highly logical, which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.

exceptionals:

me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myself
nurse: u cant-
me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*
nurse: no problem come right this way

cooking-puns-and-gay-stuff:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

animentality:

“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.” 

“I used to believe in forever, but forever’s too good to be true” 

“I don’t feel very much like Pooh today,“ said Pooh.
“There there,” said Piglet. “I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.” 

“I wonder what Piglet is doing,” thought Pooh.
“I wish I were there to be doing it, too.” 

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” 

“We’ll be friends forever, won’t we, Pooh?” asked Piglet. “Even longer,” Pooh answered.

“If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.” 

“Forever isn’t long at all, Christopher, as long as I’m with you.” 

“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”

I was out of town, at a wedding

roseginevras:

slytherindeclan

_{“ Can you pass the knife? I need to chop up
these Tentacula seeds for the potion “}

"Uh, just a tick,” Declan replied, shifting and rummaging through the material on his side of the table. A loud clatter of metal on stone resounded as the knife fell. 
“Bloody boggart’s breath,” he mumbled, reaching down to pick up the instrument. He handed it to his partner. “Sorry ‘bout tha’" 

lilypadpotter:

 

The ginger haired girl watched closely as  he skipped the rock. “Can I try?” She asked. “It’s a bit hot — but who’s complaining with the lake and all.” Lily sent a smile his way, reaching out and shaking his hand. “Lily. Nice to meet’cha. Hey — I think I’ve seen ‘ya somewhere before. What year are you in?”

“Pleasure t’ meet ye, Lily,” Declan replied. He nodded his head and gently tossed her a stone, whipping his arm behind his back for a bit of a flourish. “This is me fifth year. I’m in Slytherin house.” He let another stone fly. “You’re in Gryffindor, aren’t ye? Think we shared a couple classes together last year.”